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Going Out in Jersey Saint Helier, Channel Islands*

Jersey Saint Helier, Channel Islands Clubs, Music Venues, Cinemas

Clubs (Dance Music) and Music Bars

• The Venue has now been transformed into La Carla- pricey, showy, and always packed to the brim with suits after work Follies has now been refurbished and looks totally sweet, and is only over 21's on Saturdays. Go there if you are more interested in having a laugh and for a great atmosphere rather than Liquid, unless of course you want to pose.
• FOLLIES - THE BEST NIGHCLUB IN JERSEY - LIQUID SUCKS -FULL OF PPL WHO ARE UP THEIR OWN ARSES
• PURE in St. Helier is the only weekly dance club left in Jersey, Theory promote weekly sessions there with DJs such as Sister Bliss, Justin Robertson, Nic Fanciulli, Jon Carter, Stanton Warriors, Lee Coombes etc. The Watersplash host a monthly underground called FUSSION, which has Djs sets such as Leftfield, Massive Attack, Orbital, Plump Djs, Stanton Warriors, Audio Bully's, Scratch Perverts etc
• Follies d'Amour, The Watersplash (West Coast), Sports Bar, So Bar, Pure, Liquid
• Pure at the weighbridge
• the new club liquid on the waterfront is good although splash still beats all others!
• Got a feeling some of the comments of the above are rather dated as since then Jersey has developed estensively. If you like an immaculate club where there is never any trouble and your shoes never stick to the carpet try LIQUID on the new Waterfront developement. Millions spent on it and it shows!!!
• Liquid the newest UK arrival on the Waterfront is normally always full and plays a rqange of muic and gets some d list celebs making appearances. The Wtaersplash still rules for punk rockers and some other types and Folies when the Uni crowd are back- otherwise it's empty!
• Out of this World do excellent regular Techno and Hard House nights at various clubs around the island. Resident DJs are TJ Hooker and Ashley Ford, Regular Guests include, Lisa Lashes, Eddie Halliwell,The Tidy Boys Bangin!!
• the new Liquid at the waterfront is sound
• The Spalsh on St. Ouen's beach.
• the Venue Club is now called the 'The Gap'
• The Venue Has turned into a 70's(!?) club. The best Dance clubs are Peso's,Anley St (various promoters & styles of dance music) The watersplash (St Ouen)various nights, great underground club, spliffs allowed!
• Just to keep you all up to date - quids/halls is now the dragon, the venue is now the gap, large was knocked down and infinity burnt down.
• The Venue night club no longer exists!
• the splash, punk on satudays from 10, dance on fridays from 10. both end at 2. in town the warehouse, the gap follies, madisons are all ok.
• Jersey clubs are great in the Summer. Try Quids for cheesy classics, Follies for mainstream dance, Large on a Sunday night for a great 70's and 80's revival or Madisons for some of the UKs top DJs.
• the venue is for the younger crowd but seen to have the best selection of dj's from the uk.madissons is for the oldies who like garage.infinity play good house.check out the events at elizabeth castle,fantastic nights had by all.
• Folies - gets far too packed at the weekend. Quids Inn - nice mix of people too young and too old in there. The Havana Club - just a mix of people too old in there. The Buzz is no longer a club - damn shame. Large (formerly the O-Bar) - good laugh on a Friday with a nice mix of music, but Saturday is dancey. It's also very fluorescent.
• the Venue, under 18's on Friday night.
• Places to check out in town are The Venue, Quid's Inn, Madison's, Vespas, The Merchant Trader and Babylon. But arguably the best club on the island is the Watersplash, which is located on St. Ouens bay on the far east side of the island. There are coaches that take you to and from town.
• Try the Hacienda, it's a cool place, but only if your Mancunian and Red.
• Venu, Halls, Madisons, Follies, NormaJeans, Pesos, Rock Galaxy, O-Bar, Happy Days (umm .. hmm .. yeah!) ..TGI Idols (well I wonder where they got that name from .. doh ..)
• Clubs? Jersey? Nah, mate. Try somewhere else if you like music. If you're into bland chart crap or like YMCA and other cheesy crap, you could be in heaven.
• "Folies" is only one of our 9 or 10 clubs. The Venue is a ravey/dance oriented club usually with good UK DJ's. The Buzz is a funpub / club. Halls was an existing club that has recently refurbished. Madisons beach night during the Summer is legendary!!
• One of Jersey's top clubs is Les Folies D Amour on the Esplanade. This club is an over 21s club, and plays mostly commercial music.

Live Music Venues

• Moody Blues and blue note often have gigs...and Q bar!!!!!!
• Jersey Live Festival was launched in Sept 04 at the Royal Jersey Showgrounds in Trinity, Jersey. Bands that appeared included The Thrills, Razorlight, Delays, The Subways & The Open.
• Blue Note Bar, Sounds Workshop
• Chambers has to be the place to be if you like live music. I would rather go and see a good live band than dance to a talentless DJ any night of the week and Jesey now has some fantastic live acts. Suzy's field are one of the local young bands to play regularly at this venue however there are several other increadible bands playing at this top venue and it doesn't cost you anything to get in!!! It boasts the longest bar on the islands as well so what more could you want?! St. Ouens 5 mile bay also has a live venue in the form of the Surf shack half way down (just follow the surfer dudes!!!!!!) Sunday afternoons and evenings everyone gets together to sup a few tinnies and get some live music going as the sun sets leaving you with a memorable lasting impression of what the island has to offer.
• Sounds workshop live room and St James centre are both cool!
• we dont often get bands over here, oh, wait, status quo came over and charged £30 a ticket... for the youth: there are quite a few local punk gigs going on with bands like bullet proof and wilmor that gets the mosh pit going, dont go if you are a townie or we'll kick u in!
• Great western ripped out and revamped now called "the bridge" (located at the weighbridge)very popular with students and STS (scandinavian travel school)otherwise known as young swedish blondes.
• Decent bands usually play at The Great Western and guest DJ's frequent The Venue and Vespas, all of which are in town. To the east of the island , bands usually play at the Tipsy Toad Star at St. Peters and at the Watersplash on St. Ouens bay.

Cinemas

• Cineworld, but it's a rip off!!! So dont both, just rent a film its much more enjoyale
• Odeon Cinema - Near town centre, small and cheap, nice cosy atmosphere Cineworld - Large complex on Waterfront, more expensive, but more modern, larger screens but a definite element of 'cheapness' about it Hotel De France Cinema - Small, not a very good offering of films All located in or around St. Helier
• new cinema, cineworld on waterfront shows good films although they do over-charge
• Cineworld..overpriced but good
• Cineworld recently opened on the Waterfront so there are always a load of films being played and most of the time its not full.
• CiniWorld Multiplex Cinema, The Waterfront, St Helier
• There is a new cool CineWorld at the new Waterfront complex by the harbour with 10 screens showing all the latest movies.
• Hmm, anything positive to say here? I don't think so. Hurry up and build a new one.
• there are 2, the odeon on bath stret and the cinecenter that is situated inside the holte de france.
• Odean and Cine de France cinemas Bowl Island and Jersey Bowl Quasar at Fort Regent Beaches for Surfing!!!!!
• The main cinema is the Odeon in town, but there is also the Cine de France (no, it does'nt play foreign films...). There are two bowling alleys in Jersey, Bowl Island is in town and The Jersey Bowl is in St. Peters, which is bigger.
• Cinecentre (imho, gets the stuff that the Odeon rejects or has had before) .. Odeon .. Rock Galaxy for bowling, or jersey bowl @ st peters

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