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• "VINCE BRICE" WATCH OUT IF YOU GO TO HOUGHTON-LE-SPRING DRINKING THERES THIS LAD CALLED VINCE BRICE LIVES IN HOUGHTON SOME WERE NEAR BURNSIDE SHCOOL HE IS A PROBER PERV TRYS TO GET OF WITH YOUNG GIRLS AT SCHOOL "HES THE BIGEST PRICK IN HOUGHTON HE DRINKS IN HOUGHTON NO ONE RELY LIKES HIM HE CLEANS WHEELY BINS OUT FOR A LIVING AND CLEARNS WINDOWS FOR MICKY F SO IF YOU SEE HIM LAUGH AT HIM AND CALL HIM "PETER FILE"
• Houghton lads are usually minging so don't bother - go to Hetton instead, they're slightly better there! The lasses are usually fat mingers but there are a few really pretty girls, however they don't tend to socialise with most of the scum that drink round the park etc.
• peefa park: where all the dope smokin, no gud for nothin useless teens go for a gud old sesh!!!!! the grafiti wall were all the yer 8 crew go and pretend to be hard(freeks)latza n greg n brigzy 2oo7
• MICHELLE*B LOVES JACK*R JAZZY*L LOVES DOERS HANA*L LOVES SWELL AMI*S LOVES DOERS SOPHIE*A LOVES DOERS
• fucken hall lane is the best and new botal and all the people wo r gay jordes you all stink
• f off theres nout wrong with kids they r mint wot bout all u drunkies that perver on kids u sick freaks
• omg chavas are mint they arent even fucking sluts the girl other hand TARTS WHO COME OUT THE PUB SHUD NO AND ALL THOSE UGLY LOOKING MEN WHO STALK EM AND SHAG EM SO THERE AND HAVE U GOT NOUT BETTER TO DO THAN INSULT KIDS FOR HANGING ROUND ON STREETS U SADOS GO AND GET A LIFE
• Any alley in hall lane
• Any alley in hall lane
• dairy lane the drug place
• dairylane- full off cowie taking madheads enter that place and you will regret it
• houghton the mad heads
• THERES FUK AL THA MATA WIT HOTON YA STUPID DIVIS YAS R GANIN ON LYK ITS A PROPA SHIT HOLE
• THERES FUK AL THA MATA WIT HOTON YA STUPID DIVIS YAS R GANIN ON LYK ITS A PROPA SHIT HOLE
• hu ever has wrote diz are fukin sad as fuk and need hittin with a broth pan ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha SAD CUNTS
• we normally just clock the park benches on a friday nyt. all ages in a gathering with 20yr old lads mortal steeling the pride ov 13yr old lasses.
• we normally just clock the powerhouse down burnside everynight sitting on a log freezing our titz of. nicking wheely bins from innocent old people just to keep warm for half an hour before every cunt gans home about 7. if we get bored of our smoking on as u do, we tak chase through houghton off the bizzies by smashing windows or jus going around climbing on the white lion hanging the sky cord off roof (antony newhall)
• durham road park where all the chavers drink there lambrini and smoke joints while the rest are getting a shag in the trees, and listnening to rave. taking cowies the lot, NOT A GOOD PLACE TO TAKE YOUR KIDS EH!
• The best place to hang around in Houghton, always was, and still is, Newbottle fields, the little plot of land surrounded by trees round the back of the new estate before you get to the path to Shiney college. You're out the way of the main roads, so you can't get into any bother and you're far enough away from the estate to play music without anyone complaining.
• tha porn chair in dairy lane woods
• Meet @ the church, but I wouldnt advise stayin there all night or ull b attacked by evil 10 year old charvas who will bite ur ankles
• Get ya self to the Mc ewans on a friday to catch the powerhouse, If ya luky ya might get a shot off at a grasy towny off a nut , best of takein a tin a D-O lyk cause cause she probs alredy ha 10 cocks rammed up a inside
• Peefer were the ginga evo sniffers nock a bout ne names though renni nd joe, Not 2 mention the burnside dogs with the ginga hair they call blonde (CAINY). jst stroll down burnside hill just along from peefer and you might see al the binge drinkers with the leader of the mera peak crew our Scott F stoned to bitz of his 2 hit wonder lung.
• Peefer were the ginga evo sniffers nock a bout ne names though renni nd joe, Not 2 mention the burnside dogs with the ginga hair they call blonde (CAINY). jst stroll down burnside hill just along from peefer and you might see al the binge drinkers with the leader of the mera peak crew our Scott F stoned to bitz of his 2 hit wonder lung.
• Here ya cheeky cunts there is only three lasses gan 2 shiney subways n thats cainy jadeleigh and april n we arent kappa slappers, n shiney subway is betta than any where in houghton except the powerhouse down burnside
• Theres nowt rong wit houghton neva mind hall lane dint nar y evry 1 hates it lyk
• HALL LANE IS GREAT IF U DON'T THINK SO THEN FUCK OFF, IF WE ARE SO BAD THEN WHY DO U KEEP TALKING ABOUT US. BY THE WAY I AM NOT UGLY I AM FAR FROM IT!
• the park in hetton is gud sometimes if your gonna lose your 'V' there.loads of people hang round the bus stop in the middle of hetton or the bench next to the post office.the lane clock has always got loads of people around and in the bus stop next to it.its gud on a friday nite!!!!
• We are not like this, i have lived in houghton all my life and i certainly don't own a kappa tracksuit and have a big fringe, this is not sunderland, by Toni Bilton
• WE ARE NOT ALL LIKE THIS, I LIVED IN HOUGHTON ALL MY LIFE, WE USED TO GO TO THE PARKS ETC. BUT IT WAS ONLY CAUSE THERE WAS KNOWHERE TO GO, PEOPLE ARE INMPLYING WE ARE FROM SUNDERLAND WITH KAPPA TRACKSUITS AND SKI SLOP FRINGES, I DON'T HAVE EITHER OF THEM, JUST REMEMBER NOT EVERYONES THE SAME, TONI BILTON
• behind the doctors a new herrington. Its a lovely well lit area where the future generation freely leave their art (ahem) all over the walls. Drinks all round!! White lightning do ya Although if you know herrington burn at all you will be quite familiar with THE BLACK SEAT!! Located on a field (not too far from the doctors) its a popular choice for those age defying drinkers
• try the burn only 2.50 for stella , i thought ot was a witherspoons pub!
• Emma Lormor lost her V to Lee Powney in Houghton Subway and they done it 7 times in 1 night SICKENING.THE DIRTY WHORE!
• When i was younger i did hang around on the streets and at the park, but only because the police used to move us on all the time and we had nowhere to go, the people writing these comments should stop been so bothered about it, I enjoyed myself growing up in Houghton and going to Houghton Kepier School, and i certainly didn't lose my virginity in the park on Durham Road!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Has anyone got any positive points about Houghton???????????????????? P.S I thought you said Houghton lasses couldn't spell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Go to Houghton Park where all the lambrini drinking, tracki wearing, hairsprayed fringed slappers go! It's a laugh!
• The many places people in Houghton "hook-up" is normally in Houghton Park or at the old cemetery this is mainly the people who wear tracksuit bottoms and have little imagination.
• The park or anywhere scruffy where all the charvers will be sipping white lightning and getting shagged on the bench taking cowies the lot
• UNDER THE BRIDGE NEXT 2 DURHAM ROAD BY DICK
• The Knife and fork seat were all the lads with the rock port shoes and skie slope fringes and the lambrini drinkin kappa slappas lose there big V.
• the fanny has dried up in houghton, best head elsewhere e.g. shiney
• Houghton park..............ofcourse!if ur luucky u might spot a 'trialss extraodinnaire'!
• all local hook-up spots for houghton-le-spring: subway, davenport, sportsy, gogs, spar, THE ALLEY, by (backie bassy)
• dont try it these people would rob you attack you insult you and even bugger you if they knew you were from out of town
• shiney row subways are full of joint smocking tracksuit warroirs and lambrini drinking kappa slappers
• Hall lane
• The play park next to the Davenport School, esoecially on a Friday. Avoid unless you want to be disturbed by drunken yobs while your kid is on the swings.
• Durham Road park, where a fifth of the Houghton Kepier School Kids loose there virginity
• Grasswell Chippy
• The cemetry by houghton cut, that lucious place where you met the girl of your dreams by the swing on the tree, supping your bottles of pulse and feeling dizzy by the massive cliffs over looking you! then you'd wander through that gate and feel like you were trespassing (you probably were!) one of your mates would make a drunken noice and you'd shit yourself thinking farmer palmer was coming to chop you knackers off! mint! token casper the friendler ghost!
• Graswell park but if ppl want to go to pubs who r aged 13-17 they should try the queens head(the ymca)
• elizabeth wheatleys karaoke nights in the brittania pub has to be one of the best nights in houghton.(but watch out when she does "new york new york"with Harry Maddison for the high kicking legs and the flash of her new knickers bought that day from the bargin bin).
• The brick bus stop near The Mill.
• the wankers bush
• In mates house DJ city where everybody knows your business they all wait out side the shop for some old giezer to go in and get their lambrini, cans and alcho pops
• By the fishy in Queensway, (well what can one say about that????)young uns'getting drunk and scaring the old folk! (NOT NICE!)
• "The Wall" in the new housing estate?
• in front of the park (near the council offices), guaranteed to get sworn at by a spotty, teenage Kappa
• The Burn where everyone goes out with everyone (SAD)
• The park wall. Did anyone go to the year 2000 reunion? - other pick up points include any Nova cars parked up - they always attract young girls in track suits with hairspray fringes and dodgy perms
• Benches on the Broadway
• The Park - Infested with school kids, mainly at dinner times, best to avoid it at all costs if you want to come out alive.

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