The Knowhere Guide

BMX and Bike Stuff in Clacton, Essex*

Clacton, Essex BMX, Bike Shops, Trails, Street Spots, Mountain Bikes

Bicycle Shops, Bike Sales and Repairs

• ralgih shop in old road and halfords
• Burcarts corner Cycle shop has a right miserable old fart for an owner.I would love to shove a sprocket right up his shyster.
• Again Clacton is not cool enough to cater for the youth
• east essex motor cycles
• The bikes are walking the streets
• "Jonz Futuristic Bykzz" first appeared in 1998 with the sign outside saying "Opening in the year 2000AD". His aim was to create a shop which attracted customers by offering a wide range of flying bikes and futuristic delas. They all put deposits on their hover boards and such, and owner Fat Jon expected the year 2000 to breing in a wave of flying bikes. Oh dear. yes, that right, it didn't did it? The people where angry, Jon was arrested and anarchy ruled just like when Punk was invented by the Belgians (see Plastic Bertrand section). As I write this, it is the year 2034 and the shop remains empty. Either side of it are "Larryz Lazer Cleaners" and "Wxtrullalala's Intergalactic Porn Shop". No sign of John, his bikes or an opening date. But do I feel cheated? No, not by Jon anyway. Only by my sweetheart who left me because of my blue teeth. Oh Janet, please come back. I need you. JANET!!!
• BOTH, and all are excellent.
• "Wheel E Good" is a good shop whcih sells person powered bikes for any fool with the money. If you're busty enough you can claim a free inner tube (Please note: Offer only includes very fine ladies. MUST BE FIRM TO THE TOUCH)

BMX Trails, Street Spots

• The BMX track next to the fire station kinda handy if you get mangled with you bike
• Go to the pier and go right all the way to jawick u will find somthing

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Last updated: 2006-10-19