The Knowhere Guide

Best and Worst in Penzance, Cornwall*

Penzance, Cornwall Triumphs and Tragedies

Favourite Building

• Has to be TSB bank shame its home to that!
• Sullys diner
• just about every building in PZ is worth looking at
• Bank
• My shed - zalright.
• um weatherspoons just coz it got cheap beer although the terrace always smells nice with bacon sarnies
• Union Hotel, Chapel Street
• LYOYDS BANK WITH THE HUGE CLOCK ON IT,TRAIN STATION AND WHARFSIDE SHOPPING CENTRE
• The cinema in Causewayhead was great till they turned it into a multi-screened dog kennel.
• Chapel House, Market House, Morrab Library, the Station.
• The Market House, the School of Art/ Library, Newlyn School of Art, the Egyptian House - and the Railway Station? (Sure, even though its going to ruin...)
• Market House (the one with the dome)

Demolish It Now Building

• Can't think of an eyesore in Penzance its beautiful
• Lovejoys
• Inland Revenue building and Poundstretcher.
• Penalowarth who the hell thought of that !!!
• INland revenue
• The Jobcentre is an ugly blemish on the skyline
• Not my shed.You tuss.
• the HSBC just coz thats where the tramps are and anywhere they might be. bosuns coz its full of stinkers, gothics and gnarleys and penwith college because its a pile of wank and is the only place during the day where stinkers gothics and gnarleys go
• Old and New Telephone exchange's.
• My maths teachers house, s'pose i cant tell you his name
• THE WHOLE OF TRENEERE! (APART FROM MY COUSINS HOUSE)
• The whole of Treneere?
• Humphry Davy School! Horrid place.
• The scout hut in Heamoor. Nothing wrong with Scouting mind you,just the leaders in that hut! Breadline Centre in Bread St. It only encourages more dead beat bums to descend on Penzance.
• The old, town-centre Tesco's that they said they were going to keep open when their planning application for the new superstore was being considered...and while we're about it, how about the new superstore as well?
• Penlowarth!!!! Also the little line of shops down Market Jew Street with all that brown boarding on thier upper halves. Eurch!
• Penlowarth Building, for two reasons: i) it is the most abysmal example of 'sixties architecture, but more importantly ii) it's the dole office!
• The Angarrack inn pub!

The Best Things

• Its great living here, you get the beach, the stone circles the field, beautiful places, beautiful people, everyone so warm, friendly and welcoming. (Been here 5 months) we are self employed and people really seem to want to help you get established, has great train service to direct to Paddington
• The weather
• Us
• Golowan Festival late June - 12 days of mayhem, fireworks, street entertainment, drinking.........You can't beat it anywhere
• Pub, club2k,
• Co-op in Newlyn is open till 10pm every night!Shit we've never had it so good...
• the bums that are around the town are always entertaining to laugh at and abuse. treeman in particular from st just, he has a bald head with long grey hair around the sides, he doesnt like being called a redneck although it is funny to see his reactions
• Golowan Festival in June with live Music and Street Theatre
• Rural small town tranquility
• The realisation of Celtic culture, especially of the link with fellow Brythonic countries Cymru(Wales) and Breizh(Brittany): "Kernow Kensa!"
• THE SEA FRONT, FRESH AIR AND THE WEATHER
• Being next to the sea now its been cleaned-up...Allegedly!! Lovely countryside, mainly unspoiled. The pubs along the seafront. Fishing. Surfing. The weather...Really! (except btn Sept & May) Most of the locals (see The Worst Things)
• Jubilee Pool, on hot summer days in the 1960's when we used to go down in our swimsuits and laze around the top balcony.Supposed to be revising for our exams! Corpus Christi Fair, mind you it usually rained when it was here!(Back in the 60's)
• People.
• Friday/ Staurday nights, if you have body armour and a sponge, or Saturday mornings for shopping. Also the magnificent Penlee House Art Gallery (mega-cheap somedays for entry)
• Loads of pubs (haunted),
• Definitely the gorgeous beach on St. Ives Bay....3 miles long a lot better than the St. Ives beaches.

The Worst Things

• Not a lot on!
• Sean sweeney and co
• I was once told that there are so many mentalists in Penzance because its where the train line stops and then they are all kicked off. There could be something in that! I think Penzance could be rivalling Camborne in the nutter stakes, but not the inbred or teenage pregnancy ones!
• Vicky Pollard types who roam the streets saying what are you at 'purvurt'
• Wasted fools on the curb chundering over the road
• *There is a really evil vet in Penzance - in Queen Street - who seems to enjoy being cruel to animals. I have heard this from various people and have experienced it myself. I spoke to a lady who was in tears about the loss of her dear dog, which was caused by a bodged operation. Do not take your animal there. Go to the nice vets at the top of the town (near Treneere)
• Young twats that keep breaking into cars - big crime! BASTARDS DESERVE THEIR **** CUT OFF!
• the tramps that litter the streets selling THE BIG ISSUE. what if i cant afford a BIg issue and i just want a SMALL issue
• Litter, Grafiti(or if you like it , the poor quality of.,
• The ever increasing number of lost hippy smack head losers who invade each summer and remain to slowly decompose in the street.
• SOME PEOPLE HATING SKATEBOARDERS BUT THATS ALWAYS GOING TO BE AROUND
• The drunken dross who inhabit anywhere they can get, now the alcohol ban is in force. The drug culture- Penzance has one of the worst drug problems in the South West. Gangs of kids who think they're hard but would shit themselves if faced individually. Some of the locals are very "cliquey" and dont like Emmets ( Anyone not Cornish )
• Dead-beat pan handlers, with their mangey dogs lying around the streets. Mostly on the Terrace and Causewayhead. Someone should run them out of town!
• People.
• The Bus Shelter, the state of Jubilee Pool, ditto Station, the roads, the lower end of the main street, the drunks, the teenyboppers, the old women in trainers ... basic, everyday loathsome stuff. Oh, and the weather.
• Nice place to visit, but not live
• Lack of things to do for youngsters

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