The Knowhere Guide

Best and Worst in Millbrook, Cornwall*

Millbrook, Cornwall Triumphs and Tragedies

Favourite Building

• The pubilic loos seem a favourite with the younger generation these days. Mind you theyre usually locked in the evenings.
• My house a source of skate videos, warmth, food, music, bed, sleep UUMM!!

Demolish It Now Building

• the house on the quay. What is wrong with us playing football at 2 in the morning???
• The heart n' hand pub!
• The Mercury mobile phone tower. Apparently serious plans are afoot to demolish it anyway.
• Or buildings in this case that are within the Southdown peninsular.
• The NEW VILLAGE HALL Its the biggest waste of money. It has virtually no porpose whatsoever. All the council scum where really sketchy about the cost of it alot of back handers apparently. Some really clever bloke named Bishop is sorting them out and the council where craping them selves about it.

The Best Things

• Well when the alcohol sets in things always seem good in Millbrook.
• peace and quiet and the beach only a mile away.
• Posh Nosh. Me my Mates. Sango and the pit. Spar. Torpoint and Plymouth are not too far away.

The Worst Things

• Snotty kids with chips on their shoulders who complain that "they" never do anything for "us". Same kids who either vandalise or criticise any attempt to "do anything". Stick to your glue!
• Grumpy Old people. The bloke who lives in the house on the Quay. He dont give the ball back.
• After a day in Millbrook Im totally bored, and its full of legends - Smithy for instance!
• There is no night life. There is no nice women. There are not many normal people. Its nearly the same as EERIE INDIANA the TV programme. Its full of narrow minded old people. Its full of snitching people. Its full of bag heads. Its full of smackheads. The skatepark vandals your cool in ya. Its full of drop outs. The Rats island in the middle of the lake.

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Credits

Last updated: 2008-06-30