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Going Out in Torpoint, Cornwall*

Torpoint, Cornwall Clubs, Music Venues, Cinemas

Clubs (Dance Music) and Music Bars

• BAR MEZ is a enjoyable night out if your a younger type with plenty of bar staff so no que for a drink
• The Harbour Lights. That's usually enough to say
• Harbour lights.... the shites
• the harbour lites......... lets jus say even the ugliest can pull down ther... eek
• Well, The Harbour Lights (known widely as the Harbour SHITES) is fun aslong as you areone ofthe follwing: under18,a horny matlow,a pervy old guy, bored brainless already or just very very drunk. 16 to get in on a friday, 18 on a saturday.
• The good old Harbour Lights. It must have been going for more than fifty years.......they have the original sticky carpet to prove it!
• The Harbour Lights, Oh Dear!!! Well it's somewhere to drink when the pub shuts. But what really pi**es me off is J'ai Fu**ing T'aime is the last song every single bast**d night. If you have managed to pull and you're doing the mandatory slow dance to seal the deal, what better mood killer, like anti-viagra. Doo doo doo doooo doooooooo doo doo doo doo Bollocks!!!
• Harbour lights, it has a 5x5m dance floor and about 5tables so it shit.
• harbour lights
• The harbour lights, packed every night with men and REMARKABLY young girls. Plenty of fighting and general idiocy
• harbour lights ha ha
• Yes the Harbour Lights, where if your a 20+ local boy( you must stand on the balcony 2 eye up any potential 'lucky ladies').Or 'youthful' bird (who must do their best to do the latest dance movements on the dance floor, in hoping that someone on the balcony might notice them!!) is a grest place 2 pull!
• well the harbour lites is a great venue if you wanna be completely bored shiteless and NOT have a goo time.
• HARBOUR LIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!
• Wheelers is the best place to go before going out to the clubs as it has a very good atsmosphere and is full of HOT mattlos!
• The Lights? what more can one say......
• The harbour lights The wheelers
• The lights, sack of shit!!!
• The Harbour Lights is the main club, located near the post office. If you are a bit younger the youth club is the place to go for drunk 13 year old slappers and other teenage debauchery, e.t.c.
• Harbour lights and the Wheelers are the most frequented by the young, underaged and overaged. If you are a serious club goer visit Union street in PLYMOUTH.

Live Music Venues

• Torpoint Comrades and United Services Club, offering live entertainment every saturday evening. All members welcome, young and young at heart alike. New members always welcome. Torpoint and Rame Peninsula Royal Naval Ass' also meet here the last friday of every month, except August. So come along and enjoy a great nights entertainment. Watch this space for more updates.
• Maker Festival is in the summer which always pretty good. The energy room, the wheelers, the kings al have bands sometimes. Plymouth has loads- for a more alternative taste try The Cooperage, Tramps Cafe...
• We do get some god bands now and again in various pubs, but most common are those bloody live singers with the backing tapes, you know, like professional fu**ing karaoke, but if it's a fit bird then, they're allowed........really fit not just "aah she'll do!" after a few pits fit. Oh yeah what happened to "Lawnstock" that was pretty good?
• Torpoint band hut. Snigger
• once a year theres a skate comp, a crap band usually turns up. Theres also the maker festival. Fun if ur a alcoholic hippy with no taste in music. Sometimes a decent band might come to pavillions in plymouth. The darkness r comin soon
• plymouth pavillions
• harbour lights and wheelers haha
• Plymouth Pavillions and a cuople of pubs around Torpoint

Cinemas

• none in torpoint, but warner village cinema on the barbican (kinda) is best. A bit expensive though. An alternative is the ABC, which is cheaper(by the new travel lodge hotel) but limited viewing and smaller and stuff. On the barbican there is a small cinema but shows unknow things rather than big releases.
• none in torpoint, but warner village cinema on the barbican (kinda) is best. A bit expensive though. An alternative is the ABC, which is cheaper(by the new travel lodge hotel) but limited viewing and smaller and stuff. On the barbican there is a small cinema but shows unknow things rather than big releases.
• In plymouth theres abc wots cheap but has seats that will ware away even the fattest arse. The warner village in barbican is better but they charge u ur weight in gold to get in.
• plymouth
• warner village!
• There are no cinemas in Torpoint but there is a warner brothers across the water in plymouth. Also there is the ABC which is small and alot cheaper.
• The ABC cinema

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