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Eating and Drinking in Tiverton, Devon*

Tiverton, Devon Pubs, Cafes, Coffee Shops and Restaurants

Food

• The wimpy is no more, it has been taken over by an american company called...get this...just burgers. The food far to expensive for what it is but tastes....ok i spose McDonalds in Tiverton never to be visited. Two sets of staff since its opening have been sacked due to finding urine and semen and such like stuff in the mayonnaise. If you think i'm joking...ur mistaken
• We no longer have the last remaining Wimpy, it has closed. However in it's place we have 'Just Burger' which could only have been spawned in Tiv. Where else would you find a restaurant called 'Just Burger' that sold far more than just burgers.
• The Safron ..Curry house ....blinding! the other ones are shit
• THE GLAMOUROUS McDONALDS WHERE ALL THE PRE PUBED A-HOLES PARK IN THEIR CARS ALL NIGHT BUT OCCCASSIONALLY DRIVING THROUGH THE DRIVE THRU TO GET MORE INTOXICATING CRAP- I KNOW I WORKED THERE AND YEP THERE IS A 3 SECOND RULE-IF U DROP IT AND MANAGE TO PICK IT OF THE FLOOR IN 3 SECONDS OR UNDER ITS STILL OK TO SERVE!!! BIT OF DIRT NEVER HURT NO ONE....YET
• Buy all your Takeaways from Tescos and stay at home to reduce the risk of any food related illness/STDs. Ali Babas 40 year old dishes served by his entourage of trolley boy school drop-outs will ensure that you can legitimately phone in sick for a week (providing of course you have a job).
• Golden Panda is the best Chinese you could possibly hope for. Quality. The other restaurants all suck.
• We have a Wimpy in the centre of town, that is seen as too uncool to be seen in. Destroy your stomach at either Ali Baba's Kebabs or Marmeries Kebabs by The Tube. There's a McDonalds on the edge of town for passing motorists, and a Pizza King for millionaires to blow their fortune.
• three cooks is the best!!
• if you are some sorf of pervert who enjoys filling your pants wiv diarhoea, i recommend eating at ali-babas 40 dishes.

Pubs

• Twyford - shit- whiteball - shitter....end

Cafes and Coffee Shops

• Loads. They all close after 6 months, when the owners realise that the locals only drink White Lightning and Babysham.
• mad hatters in fore street 4 & twenty blackbirds in gold street
• A couple of scummy places in Westexe and up by the Twyford Inn.
• any cafe
• we have the last remaining wimpy, anywhere in the world!

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Last updated: 2007-08-22