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• Re: Please can you all leave now. by andy_fites_like_some_puff (Member 10083105) on 19-Nov-2002
  Listen, love. This is a free country and we want roaming rights x PS Many of us are gay too - so put that in your pipe Mary

• Re: PLEASE INVITE ME AND MY BF FOR DINNER by crispin (Member 10056132) on 19-Nov-2002
  Afraid they've gone. I'm sweeping up

• Re: PLEASE INVITE ME AND MY BF FOR DINNER by moshe_moshe (Member 10073844) on 19-Nov-2002
  Mercurial, innit

• Re: PLEASE INVITE ME AND MY BF FOR DINNER by moggy (Member 10021499) on 19-Nov-2002
  i didn't slag B and Lobeck. fuck off.

• Re: PLEASE INVITE ME AND MY BF FOR DINNER by moggy (Member 10021499) on 19-Nov-2002
  in fact i didn't slag anyone. I just want things to be how they were.

• Re: PLEASE INVITE ME AND MY BF FOR DINNER by Barry Hargreaves (Member 10083118) on 19-Nov-2002
  there you go swearing again. why do people like you?

• Re: PLEASE INVITE ME AND MY BF FOR DINNER by moshe_moshe (Member 10073844) on 19-Nov-2002
  she puts out

• Re: PLEASE INVITE ME AND MY BF FOR DINNER by PJ (Member 10021506) on 19-Nov-2002
  i put TOP SHOP in knowhere search and this place came up :-(

• Re: http://www.cix.co.uk/~plymdiocese/parishes/exeter/topsham.htm by crispin (Member 10056132) on 19-Nov-2002
  cormac@knowhere.co.uk is the one to lodge your complaint with

• Re: http://www.cix.co.uk/~plymdiocese/parishes/exeter/topsham.htm by Barry Hargreaves (Member 10083118) on 19-Nov-2002
  its not my fault the Reverend is named after a rock star. We think its quite funny. I just want you to leave us. Now. No hard feelings.

• Re: possibly we should resurrect the fabric and structure of the old village? by crispin (Member 10056132) on 19-Nov-2002
  Yes. I hear of those halcyon days and long to have my own shop

• Re: possibly we should resurrect the fabric and structure of the old village? by Sheriff Rosco (Member 10021503) on 19-Nov-2002
  you were so nearly there bengo, SO nearly

• i want staniel running the football team. by bengobaz (Member 10030311) on 19-Nov-2002
  i want bobbins tinkering in a shed. greggy and pj littering as they speed through the village in their car. freshkid with a spray can. da bomb helping me in the bar and doing a turn on wednesdays on stage.

• Re: possibly we should resurrect the fabric and structure of the old village? by moshe_moshe (Member 10073844) on 19-Nov-2002
  Pen and his startrek memorabilia on a saturday morning. MAKE IT SO

• Re: possibly we should resurrect the fabric and structure of the old village? by leguape (Member 10030396) on 19-Nov-2002
  i'll be busy getting run over by passing buses and lorries. and thrown down the village well, and nobody will pay much attention really.

• Re: Sorted? by moggy (Member 10021499) on 19-Nov-2002
  eh?

• Re: Sorted? by crispin (Member 10056132) on 19-Nov-2002
  We going back there?

• Re: Sorted? by Sheriff Rosco (Member 10021503) on 19-Nov-2002
  i claimed it, FOR US, do we need to run?

• Re: Sorted? by moggy (Member 10021499) on 19-Nov-2002
  are we not MEN?

• Re: Sorted? by Sheriff Rosco (Member 10021503) on 19-Nov-2002
  if you cut us DO WE NOT BLEED LIPHOOK?

• Re: Sorted? by crispin (Member 10056132) on 19-Nov-2002
  Suits me. I like Liphook

• Re: Sorted? by Barry Hargreaves (Member 10083118) on 19-Nov-2002
  Are you leaving. I don't want to be mean, but this is not your place. Thanks.

• Re: Sorted? by moggy (Member 10021499) on 19-Nov-2002
  shut up, Barry.

• Re: Mez by Mary Cherry (Member 10081173) on 19-Nov-2002
  Huntley & Carr :-(

• Re: Mez by mez (Member 10067713) on 19-Nov-2002
  no that i know of. but fyi he likes see-thru beige bras

• Re: Mez by crispin (Member 10056132) on 19-Nov-2002
  Was that what was under the bed?

• Re: Mez by mez (Member 10067713) on 19-Nov-2002
  no. DON'T MENTION THAT

• Re: Mez by moggy (Member 10021499) on 19-Nov-2002
  what was it?

• Re: Mez by mez (Member 10067713) on 19-Nov-2002
  don't ask me. ever. we'd get arrested

• Re: Mez by crispin (Member 10056132) on 19-Nov-2002
  Give us a clue

• Re: Hello by Dallas Hickerson (Member 10026579) on 19-Nov-2002
  why don't you lot start posting on dumbarton?

• Re: Hello by evil_bitch (Member 10077349) on 19-Nov-2002
  You can consider us as individuals if you want. x

• Re: Hello by Dallas Hickerson (Member 10026579) on 19-Nov-2002
  you could act as individuals if you want XX

• Re: Hello by crispin (Member 10056132) on 19-Nov-2002
  If I was serious I'd say that's part of the problem. It's a messageboard which allows you the freedom to be what you're not in real life and to use imagination. I have nothing against anyone but when the make believe world is constricted by reality and personal digs it gets frustrating. By coming out with the old tell it to my face routine it becomes obvious that you don't see it like that. In my
  opinion Potato is the same. He can't get with the playing side. I imagine you're both ace in real life
  ... more >>

• Re: Hello by evil_bitch (Member 10077349) on 19-Nov-2002
  Well, most of us know each other in real life and talk about real people on the board. It is hard to get used to the fact that insults and personal attacks are just *jokes*.

• Re: Hello by moshe_moshe (Member 10073844) on 19-Nov-2002
  I hate to put my head above the parapet, but the thing is this. The boards very easily get clogged up with extremely boring stuff: just pages and page and pages of graceless stuff. I'm a class bore, I know, but I vaguely keep it under control. Mostly.

• Re: Hello by Mary Cherry (Member 10081173) on 19-Nov-2002
  I actually wish they had kept the early Liphook stuff which was way funnier than you could ever dream.

• Re: Hello by moggy (Member 10021499) on 19-Nov-2002
  they're fine in real life. but I just think the whole thing changed for the worse when they arrived and it was because they didn't and will never get the spirit of the board.

• the board gets too stuffed up. i think people need to edit a bit more rather by bengobaz (Member 10030311) on 19-Nov-2002
  than posting everything they think. say, one post every 5 minutes. (this is to no-one in particular and i mean no-one in particular).

• Re: Hello by Sheriff Rosco (Member 10021503) on 19-Nov-2002
  *just agrees generally*

• Re: Hello by moggy (Member 10021499) on 19-Nov-2002
  oh, early liphook. *wipes a little tiny tear away*

• Re: Hello by evil_bitch (Member 10077349) on 19-Nov-2002
  Well, I don't think anyone of "us" wants to be in a place where we are not wanted, so the problem sort of solves itself. The people who are friends in real life will stay in touch anyway. xx

• Re: Hello by Sheriff Rosco (Member 10021503) on 19-Nov-2002
  those were the days moggs, will never come back cos everyone has met now, but i used to laugh EVERY HOUR

• Re: Dear All by crispin (Member 10056132) on 19-Nov-2002
  So why have you just registered that username?

• Re: Dear All by moggy (Member 10021499) on 19-Nov-2002
  yeah. you aren't funny. so go and felch yourself, BUMO.

• Re: Dear All by Mary Cherry (Member 10081173) on 19-Nov-2002
  Sweetie - I know Topsham is a little bit backward but I am sure they have ways of contacting people abroad that don't involve attaching notes to carrier pigeons. Scram.

• Re: Dear All by Barry Hargreaves (Member 10083118) on 19-Nov-2002
  I have never posted before. I heard about from the father at the Holy Cross. He has emailed that this should be the meeting place. I have just registered. Not many people have used this before.

• Re: Dear All by Barry Hargreaves (Member 10083118) on 19-Nov-2002
  you can speak to him, Rev Robert Plant. Call him.

• Re: Dear All by Mary Cherry (Member 10081173) on 19-Nov-2002
  Why would I want to speak to some paedo vicar in Hicksville? Go away, you're polluting my aura.

• Re: Dear All by Barry Hargreaves (Member 10083118) on 19-Nov-2002
  Mary, I am sorry to use your name, but can you stop swearing please I am being polite and respectful. I would just like to ask you to move to another village. Is this too much?

• Re: Dear All by moggy (Member 10021499) on 19-Nov-2002
  fuck off cunt?

• Re: Dear All by Mary Cherry (Member 10081173) on 19-Nov-2002
  Yes. Don't let the door bang you on the arse on your way out xxx

• Re: Dear All by Barry Hargreaves (Member 10083118) on 19-Nov-2002
  I will speak to knowhere.

• Re: Dear All by Mary Cherry (Member 10081173) on 19-Nov-2002
  And if you call my posts swearing you are obviously more fucked in the head than I thought.

• Re: Dear All by crispin (Member 10056132) on 19-Nov-2002
  You said you were in the Marines. You must hate the swearing there

• Re: Dear All by moshe_moshe (Member 10073844) on 19-Nov-2002
  They really won't care, you know. Neither will you - why - because you're a comedy character!

• Re: Dear All by Barry Hargreaves (Member 10083118) on 19-Nov-2002
  Before I leave. I have to say - Moggy - I assume you are a woman. You are quite foul. If you great strangers with this little will, I hate to think hopw you treat your friends. I have seen a lot in the army, but people as aggressive as you need help. I will mention you and your login to the webmaster.

• Re: Dear All by moshe_moshe (Member 10073844) on 19-Nov-2002
  No you wont. Why? Because you're a spoof character

• Re: Dear All by Barry Hargreaves (Member 10083118) on 19-Nov-2002
  that seems rich - I am using my real name. You can look me up in the phone book and you can also speak to the Reverand. He is real too.

• Re: Dear All by moggy (Member 10021499) on 19-Nov-2002
  the webmaster is my gimp.

• Re: Dear All by crispin (Member 10056132) on 19-Nov-2002
  End of thread. It's very weak Barry and not remotely funny

• Re: Dear All by moggy (Member 10021499) on 19-Nov-2002
  and Robert Plant? why do you insist on carrying on? stupid foo.

• Re: I think that a group without greggy isn't worth by muggins (Member 10055836) on 19-Nov-2002
  agreed! off now (really) byeee. x

• Re: I think that a group without greggy isn't worth by Mary Cherry (Member 10081173) on 19-Nov-2002
  I agree - whose ridiculous typos can we take the piss out of now?

• Re: I think that a group without greggy isn't worth by moggy (Member 10021499) on 19-Nov-2002
  what shall we do then?

• Re: I think that a group without greggy isn't worth by Dallas Hickerson (Member 10026579) on 19-Nov-2002
  who can we take the piss out of now?? muggins of course

• Re: Ive had a busy afternoon by crispin (Member 10056132) on 19-Nov-2002
  Hello thugger

• Re: hello by moshe_moshe (Member 10073844) on 19-Nov-2002
  history repeats itself

• Re: hello by chaztart (Member 10021495) on 19-Nov-2002
  race to username 100000 anyone?

• Re: hello by Barry Hargreaves (Member 10083118) on 19-Nov-2002
  are you all old villagers then? we do like to keep this board as a place for old alumni to meet.

• Re: hello by moggy (Member 10021499) on 19-Nov-2002
  why were there only 12 posts then? and NO replies.

• Re: hello by Barry Hargreaves (Member 10083118) on 19-Nov-2002
  You have strange names. I am based in Cyprus with the Marines. i used to live in the village you see.

• Re: hello by muggins (Member 10055836) on 19-Nov-2002
  i'm getting moggy a pipe and dear-stalker for christmas.

• Re: hello by Mary Cherry (Member 10081173) on 19-Nov-2002
  Chronically transparent innit?

• Re: hello by moggy (Member 10021499) on 19-Nov-2002
  yeah fuck off. shall we go back to that yahoogroup then? members only.

• Re: hello by Barry Hargreaves (Member 10083118) on 19-Nov-2002
  Why are you here?

• Re: hello by moshe_moshe (Member 10073844) on 19-Nov-2002
  THIS IS NOT YOUR COUNTRY

• Re: hello by crispin (Member 10056132) on 19-Nov-2002
  For fucks sake. PUSH BACK THE BOUNDARIES OF COMEDY

• Re: hello by muggins (Member 10055836) on 19-Nov-2002
  enoch moggy strikes again! YAY!

• Re: hello by Barry Hargreaves (Member 10083118) on 19-Nov-2002
  Swearing?