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this country by crispin (Member 72985) on 20-Aug-08
we don't have any hammer throwers due to health and safety issues

  • Re: this country by rob_bobbins (Member 31308) on 20-Aug-08
    *peter sutcliffe weeps alone*

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Freshkid by slackhack (Member 40321) on 20-Aug-08
Please tell me where is nice to go in Cardiff ie bars etc near the Millennium Stadium pleasethankyou

  • Re: Freshkid by crispin (Member 72985) on 20-Aug-08
    leek house

  • Re: Freshkid by rob_bobbins (Member 31308) on 20-Aug-08
    go to the local dai-sco

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here's a handy rhyme to help all youi olympic viewers by crispin (Member 72985) on 20-Aug-08
if the black man be skinny and small then at long distance he gives his all. If the black man be big and strong at running fast he can't go wrong

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I'm putting the finishing touches on my first book... by Freshkid (Member 118900) on 20-Aug-08
...'Art of gold - The Mark Speight story'.

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i QUIT la fitness last week and joined ymca gym. by PJ (Member 31318) on 20-Aug-08
wow its amazing - massive 'work out' area, tennis courts, badminton courts, climbing wall, big swimming pool etc. the only problem is the showers are all one big room so you have to stare at everyone's 'willies'. plus its full of people who look like they dont actually need to go >>more

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i really like that letters to cleo song by PJ (Member 31318) on 20-Aug-08
i want you to want me

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go to the google home page by crispin (Member 72985) on 20-Aug-08
I don't really think they quite get the olympics or is there 400m horse racing and rabbit jumping?

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Searching for cocky. by Norbert Wiener (Member 84575) on 20-Aug-08
Anyone got any cocky? Could really do with a nice cup of cocky.

  • Re: Searching for cocky. by fucking newbie lurker (Member 169242) on 20-Aug-08
    If anyone has a nice mp3 of "Thus spake Tharathustra" I'd be most grateful. The one I have is all wooly

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-------------------------------------------- by hugh jasses doctor (Member 245837) on 20-Aug-08
wheres shelia

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I'm "working from home" today by jusdOrange (Member 132292) on 20-Aug-08
HELLO LIPHOOK

  • Re: I'm by slackhack (Member 40321) on 20-Aug-08
    TRANS: Ten wanks, Pot Noodle

  • Re: I'm by jusdOrange (Member 132292) on 20-Aug-08
    haha, quite. I feel a bit sick had kebab last night. Went out drinking with SIX (6) girls. Urgh.

  • Re: I'm by da bomb! (Member 31373) on 20-Aug-08
    Oh I miss kebabs - I could eat a giant chicken tikka donner right now.

  • Re: I'm by slackhack (Member 40321) on 20-Aug-08
    I had a free Wagamama. It was okay. Had to chuck on loads of chilil oil though.

  • wheres alan by hugh jasses doctor (Member 245837) on 20-Aug-08
    crispen yer dog yer the slug of knowhere

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Everybody drowned? by weeminger (Member 66439) on 20-Aug-08
That's what you get for living at the bottom of the country.

  • Re: Everybody drowned? by slackhack (Member 40321) on 20-Aug-08
    There was the most spectacular rainstorm last night before I left the house to go into Camden, luckily it got rid of the bin juice on my steps. Not raining today - yet. Sunshine for the weekend though whooooop.

  • Re: Everybody drowned? by jusdOrange (Member 132292) on 20-Aug-08
    I know! I was sat getting drunk on the roof of the Coq d'Argent and it absolutely bucketed down. Luckily didn't get wet at all but the poor waiters got soaked.

  • Re: Everybody drowned? by slackhack (Member 40321) on 20-Aug-08
    About 6pm Jus? It was AMAZING, the sky literally went black. I am quite excited about what Tim said below about seeing a funnel cloud form, I am always dreaming about chasing twisters, I find them fascinating *tangerines vomit across floor*

  • Re: Everybody drowned? by Barry Johnson (Member 223496) on 20-Aug-08
    I don't think it's ever going to stop raining in Glasgow.

  • Re: Everybody drowned? by slackhack (Member 40321) on 20-Aug-08
    I interviewed good old Glasgae boys The Fratellis yesterday Barry. They were very funny.

  • Re: Everybody drowned? by Barry Johnson (Member 223496) on 20-Aug-08
    gotta love the weegies (when they're not stabbing you to death or pestering you for money)

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--------------------------------------------funn by hugh jasses doctor (Member 245837) on 20-Aug-08
    funny

  • Re: Everybody drowned? by weeminger (Member 66439) on 20-Aug-08
    Apparently it's due to continue until Friday Barry.

  • Re: Everybody drowned? by pastitgirl (Member 97438) on 20-Aug-08
    I'm going home next week to Glasgow.

  • Re: Everybody drowned? by weeminger (Member 66439) on 20-Aug-08
    It'll have been washed into the Clyde by then.

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Britain, a country of dog lovers??? by Becks (Member 116517) on 19-Aug-08
not according to the beeb. A rather cruel nation it seems.....

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I was looking at a storm by crispin (Member 72985) on 19-Aug-08
coming across the valley earlier and a funnel cloud formed. No tornado though :-(

  • Re: I was looking at a storm by rob_bobbins (Member 31308) on 19-Aug-08
    thats call cumilus gapingmawus

  • Re: I was looking at a storm by james (Member 225275) on 19-Aug-08
    that's all very well but how would you fix a tap to the exterior wall of a childs rigid paddling pool?

  • Re: I was looking at a storm by crispin (Member 72985) on 19-Aug-08
    is this for a water butt? Don't bother with a tap, just use a removable lid

  • Re: I was looking at a storm by james (Member 225275) on 19-Aug-08
    no, it's to change water in a duck pond.

  • Re: I was looking at a storm by crispin (Member 72985) on 19-Aug-08
    why do you want to change the water?

  • Re: I was looking at a storm by james (Member 225275) on 19-Aug-08
    it get dirty and it should be changed. i will use it to irrigate my crops ie show off with some heath-robinson irrigation affair.

  • Re: I was looking at a storm by crispin (Member 72985) on 19-Aug-08
    well it would go brown if there's been heavy rain but you shouldn't change the water in an established pond as it disturbs the ecosystem. If you mean it's getting eutrophic then make sure it's not in full sun, ie plant something to cast shade. oxygen providing plants like elodea would >>more

  • Re: I was looking at a storm by Norbert Wiener (Member 84575) on 19-Aug-08
    What about putting barley straw in it?

  • Re: I was looking at a storm by crispin (Member 72985) on 19-Aug-08
    yes joe that's the trick for stopping algae. top tip

  • Re: I was looking at a storm by james (Member 225275) on 19-Aug-08
    it wont be established at any stage for it'll be small and i'll have to empty it of duck shit and the ducks would eat any plants i put in there.

  • Re: I was looking at a storm by crispin (Member 72985) on 19-Aug-08
    if it's small then you won't attract any ducks

  • Re: I was looking at a storm by james (Member 225275) on 19-Aug-08
    i dont have to attract them i'll buy them. i'm thinking of getting a corner bath from a skip, the biggest bath i can get anyway.

  • Re: I was looking at a storm by crispin (Member 72985) on 19-Aug-08
    dabbling ducks like mallard don't actually need water. In the wild they use water margins as a food source and the open areas as safety from predators. but if you've got those things sorted then I wouldn't bother with a pond

  • Re: I was looking at a storm by james (Member 225275) on 19-Aug-08
    the biggest man in the world at our site is such a softie; he's just phoned me to go and put one of his chickens out of it's misery as he'd dropped something on it. seems it's ok now as it's just got up.

  • Re: I was looking at a storm by james (Member 225275) on 19-Aug-08
    also he claims to have read watership down over 100 times and it always makes him fill up.

  • Re: I was looking at a storm by crispin (Member 72985) on 19-Aug-08
    size is not an indication of hardness. You should know that one of the hardest men in brum is barely 5 foot tall

  • Re: I was looking at a storm by Norbert Wiener (Member 84575) on 19-Aug-08
    And anyway all fat people are jolly aren't they?

  • Re: I was looking at a storm by james (Member 225275) on 19-Aug-08
    he's hard just not with animals nor children it would seem.

  • Re: I was looking at a storm by james (Member 225275) on 19-Aug-08
    BLANK isn't all that jolly.

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I quite liked by da bomb! (Member 31373) on 19-Aug-08
M-People's first album.

  • Re: I quite liked by da bomb! (Member 31373) on 19-Aug-08
    The rest of their output was absolute gash though. Junior Vasquez did quite a good mix of 'Padlock'.

  • Re: I quite liked by da bomb! (Member 31373) on 19-Aug-08
    And I bought a Brand New Heavies record just t'other month - they did a really good cover of 'I Don't Know Why (I Love You)'.

  • Re: I quite liked by da bomb! (Member 31373) on 19-Aug-08
    Gosh I have really shit taste.

  • Re: I quite liked by Norbert Wiener (Member 84575) on 19-Aug-08
    Let's talk about trendy disco, Lee. I have Morgan Geist's album on the way and I've been listening to Tensnake and Rubies.

  • Re: I quite liked by moggy (Member 31309) on 19-Aug-08
    At least you have insight.

  • Re: I quite liked by da bomb! (Member 31373) on 19-Aug-08
    I haven't bought anything since Toby Tobias but I'm creaming my jeans over the Lindstrom album, even if it only contains two tracks.

  • Re: I quite liked by Norbert Wiener (Member 84575) on 19-Aug-08
    Tash hates the new Lindstrøm album - she says it sounds like "quiz show music" :((((

  • Re: I quite liked by da bomb! (Member 31373) on 19-Aug-08
    At the moment I like everything on Eskimo, Italians Do It Better, and Music For Dreams America.

  • Re: I quite liked by Norbert Wiener (Member 84575) on 19-Aug-08
    the Rubies featuring Feist remixed by Tiedye on Italians Do It Better is HEAVEN.

  • Re: I quite liked by moggy (Member 31309) on 19-Aug-08
    TITEM

  • Re: I quite liked by da bomb! (Member 31373) on 19-Aug-08
    I got a great record the other day which is just a loop from 'Dr Love' with some black burd talking about big cocks over the top.

  • Re: I quite liked by da bomb! (Member 31373) on 19-Aug-08
    Did you get Tiedye's version of 'Nothing Else Matters'?

  • Re: I quite liked by Norbert Wiener (Member 84575) on 19-Aug-08
    No but I will FIND it. You should get some Tensnake. And Mock & Toof.

  • Re: I quite liked by Norbert Wiener (Member 84575) on 19-Aug-08
    And I'm spent.

  • Re: I quite liked by da bomb! (Member 31373) on 19-Aug-08
    I've got some Mock & Toof - they did a great re-edit of 'Like A Virgi' called Lycra Virgin. It mixes really well into 'Let Me Borrow That Top' :-O

  • Re: I quite liked by princess cow (Member 32081) on 19-Aug-08
    has jody harsh made a record? she played some totally shit track twice on sunday so we presumed it was hers

  • Re: I quite liked by princess cow (Member 32081) on 19-Aug-08
    some droning generic gay voice going on about i-phones on top of some cheap sounding beats :-(

  • Re: I quite liked by james (Member 225275) on 19-Aug-08
    this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zwwqEm5YhQ

  • Re: I quite liked by slackhack (Member 40321) on 19-Aug-08
    Mez, please spell it JODIE, I don't want anything in common with 'it'

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Is Freshkid around? by slackhack (Member 40321) on 19-Aug-08
I have just found out I am going to Caaaaaardiff on Saturday. I want to know where's decent to go for a drink and food and stuff.

  • Re: Is Freshkid around? by slackhack (Member 40321) on 19-Aug-08
    ARGH fucking stupid oriental woman upstairs

  • Re: Is Freshkid around? by slackhack (Member 40321) on 19-Aug-08
    ARGH fucking stupid oriental woman upstairs

  • Re: Is Freshkid around? by moggy (Member 31309) on 19-Aug-08
    what has the fucking stupid oriental woman upstairs done?

  • Re: Is Freshkid around? by Becks (Member 116517) on 19-Aug-08
    shes put the cat in a cooking pot.

  • Re: Is Freshkid around? by slackhack (Member 40321) on 19-Aug-08
    She just emptied one of the bins in the front yard of water and in the process a river of bin juice has gone down my steps. She was also just going to leave the rubbish that fell out on the floor too 'til I banged on the window.

  • Re: Is Freshkid around? by fucking newbie lurker (Member 169242) on 19-Aug-08
    Which is the worst thing about her? The fact that she is fucking, the fact that she is stupid, the fact that she is oriental or the fact that she is a woman?

  • Re: Is Freshkid around? by fucking newbie lurker (Member 169242) on 19-Aug-08
    oh the river of slurry, I see, as you were.

  • Re: Is Freshkid around? by da bomb! (Member 31373) on 19-Aug-08
    Oooh! And I bet you had spent all of Sunday morning scrubbing them too!

  • Re: Is Freshkid around? by Truth_Moggy (Member 205291) on 19-Aug-08
    Tsk, slack, do you think you are in a re-make of Breakfast AT Tiffany?

  • Re: Is Freshkid around? by moggy (Member 31309) on 19-Aug-08
    The oriental shouts at the woman of easy virtue in that film, not the other way round.

  • Re: Is Freshkid around? by Truth_Moggy (Member 205291) on 19-Aug-08
    Hence the re-make

  • Re: Is Freshkid around? by slackhack (Member 40321) on 19-Aug-08
    haha

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Oh that French place looks good Greg by da bomb! (Member 31373) on 19-Aug-08
I like proper provincial French food, you don't get enough of it nowadys, it's all "Modern British" *this* and Miso Black Cod *that*

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G. Glitter is already on the lookout for a nice by pastitgirl (Member 97438) on 19-Aug-08
ice cream van.

  • Re: G. Glitter is already on the lookout for a nice by Barry Johnson (Member 223496) on 19-Aug-08
    fred west drove an ice cream van round the Gorbals in the 1960s. He disappeared after the young son of a noted headcase was run over and killed by said ice cream van.

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Are there any good horrors/scary films by e.i.b (Member 31800) on 19-Aug-08
new out at mo?

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Gold!! by Becks (Member 116517) on 19-Aug-08
christine oooggbooogyboo.

  • Re: Gold!! by fotherington tomas (Member 98030) on 19-Aug-08
    CORN

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I was out with a cfhap called Andy Pickles by fucking newbie lurker (Member 169242) on 19-Aug-08
the other night. Runs a label called Tidy Trax, and has sold fucking loads and loads of records. without googling - who knows who he is?

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