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The Stuff We Can't Fit In Somewhere Else in Ascot, Berkshire*

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The Stuff We Can't Fit In Somewhere Else
  • Best time to visit is summer. The race week is something else! the world and his wife walk by sometimes followed by the other half!! Drunk watching is a full time sport that week for those of us that can't leave... which is what the sane ones with money do cuase it gets well mad staying!
  • Ascot is a dump, full of morons and nothing much else.
  • or you could live in Ascot and never go to the races.....the fun part is watching sad men try and walk in a straight line to the train station and with the sad men are thier sadder women walking behind 3 paces mind they have to know thier place and then theres Ascot week in June when the REAL betting men go and from my house you can hear God save the Queen as if she gives a fu*k
  • The main reason behind Ascot's existence is it's racecourse. Other than that it's just a place where overly-rich people and commuters live.

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Last updated: 2008-10-14

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