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The Worst Things in Ascot, Berkshire*

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The Worst Things
  • Sometimes no crowds on a winters night is like being dead.. then there's too much green grass!
  • The drunken snobs on racedays, and the traffic jams it causes
  • Half the people and the price of housing (I think the two are linked)
  • Living here.
  • There is very little to do in Ascot, besides renting a video from Blockbusters. The only bus services go from Heatherwood Hospital, which is a fair walk from the town. The traffic is really bad and often clogs up. Housing is ridiculously expensive, for ugly little flats next to the trainline.
  • Oakleys pet food factory it stinks the workers are rude when you phone up at 2am about noise and the smell OAKLEYS PHONE NUMBER IS 01344 637200 please feel free to phone and complain and smell noise etc
  • Possibly one of the most boring places to live in in South East England, especially if you are under 30 and single. Nearest town is Bracknell. Full of snobs and generally very arrogant and ignorant people - although there are a few exceptions to that.
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Last updated: 2008-10-14

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