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Clubs (Dance Music) and Music Bars
  • Buggatis(awful)
  • Good ol' bugattis is sooo cheesy and you have to bear in mind that you'll notice that everyone in there is about 15 yrs old and that the toilets are minging but its class nevertheless!
  • Bugattis - best left alone unless you fancy staring down the wrong end of a broken glass wielded by some 'geez' who wants to get lagered up, dance a little and fight. And make sure the birds you pull ARE actually single...
  • Bugattis,aka shattis, the rave cave. The only changes there has been in the past 7 years is that they've removed the carpet so now you stick to the floor instead, and 3 red leather chairs and a mahogany table that don't match anything, I think this is the VIP area. Also voted third worst club in FHM.
  • Bugatti's erm....... don't go there, they play music only 13 year old girls would like. Not that you'd find any in there of course.
  • Just the one - "Bugattis" (I think it's still called that). Used to be Valentines, but hasn't got any better since the change of hands/name. Usual selection of dance stuff. Fridays OK. Key characters to watch out for: Penny & Teresa. These two are inseperable and completely scatty.

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Last updated: 2008-10-14

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