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Cinemas in Egham, Surrey*

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  • Erm 'No' lol - go to Staines.
  • Staines has a fairly large multiplex cinema
  • N/A fu*^in' 'plicable
  • Nearest one is in Staines.
  • That's a bit too big for our Egham
  • Radar O'Reilleys Cinema in Hogarth Boulevard is dimensionaly transcendental (bigger on t'in than t'out). Seating for over 1 million customers and over 400,000 screens allow local film buffs to watch films in the comfort roughly equivalent to a flea in an eyebrow. WARNING: Only two films are shown here; Carry On Cabbie and, you guessed it, Coneheads.
  • Well now the ABC in Staines has been demolished, it's a long trek to Feltham to the Cineworld multiplex where they show Bollywoods and Craig David/Ali G combos sit and mock films in loud voices and laugh whenever the actors say 'faggot'.
  • HOW DARE THEY DEMOLISH STAINES CINEMA???? Now we are to be subjected - like the rest of the country - to a 20 screen expensive, anodyne multiplex. Evil
  • Feltham - despite the range of Bollywood films!
  • Staines cinema is the nearest. Nuf said.

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Last updated: 2008-10-14

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