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The Best Things in Hayes, Middlesex*

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The Best Things
  • The old Friday market down the side of hayes canal, Thoses were the days, The old toy shop right next door the the Tumbler pub, really enjoyed looking in there as a kid. The ting café on hayes bridge, having a cuppa and egg on toast, its funny how the food I think tasted different back then. Throwing water balloons of the carpet shop and laughing so much that our sides hurt, And just the general safe feeling that was around, not like now I hear, message me - londonkirk73@gmail.com
  • The old Friday market down the side of hayes canal, Thoses were the days, The old toy shop right next door the the Tumbler pub, really enjoyed looking in there as a kid. The ting café on hayes bridge, having a cuppa and egg on toast, its funny how the food I think tasted different back then. Throwing water balloons of the carpet shop and laughing so much that our sides hurt, And just the general safe feeling that was around, not like now I hear,
  • when somalis wear dirits and ma'awises
  • when somalis wear dirits and ma'awises
  • the smell of somalian in the morning
  • All roads out of Hayes! The best things in Hayes sadly passed away 30-odd years ago!
  • The fact that shop owners are polite and still say hello
  • Station Road which leads to Harlington flyover which subsequently leads to Heathrow where you can get the heck out of this total hell-hole. (Pity the immigrants find the way in but not the way back!!)
  • Alchol can easy be purchesed and drugs are on every corner and london can easly be enter from uxbridge hattoncross hayes northolt all just bus jurneys away
  • Paddington in 15-20 mins.
  • I'm moving soon, and not anywhere near Hayes, but I appreciate all the nice things you've said about Hayes, but it ain't that good!! It is now a multi-cultural place, I have even met some native Englishmen, well one or two. They say England is the dustbin of the world - I really now think Hayes is the dustbin of England.
  • Transport links are very good - heathrow, trains, not to far from a tube and plenty of buses.
  • THE ROAD NETWORK TO TAKE YOU OUT TO THE NORMAL
  • I've lots of friends here (but we all hate Hayes)
  • Prayer group for the people in Hayes, prayer requests jackiehumphries@hotmail.com.
  • the graffiti rox!
  • True (not somali) Hayes folk are a bit ooh a bit ahh, but bloody worth their weight in gold! Plenty of Kids footie clubs!!
  • The gold earing wearing, Ben Sherman shirt wearing Kevs that inhabit the town. Poke them with a stick and watch how aggresive they get. Also love the mobile sperm banks, that Hayes has so ingeniously started. You can easily spot them, they are usually the blonde things shouting out "Wayne, leave it, it's not worth it" as they observe pub fights.
  • Grapes Tandoori, Heath Tavern, Crown Tavern, Roads that lead out of Hayes.
  • Saturday afternoon window shopping. Nice asian people in the newsagents across from the Church in the high street, and a pretty neat swimming pool where they film "Mr. Bean" from time to time.
  • The roads out in any direction, the chippie in redmead road was OK - small portions though and bloody warmed up sometimes, nice taste though..
  • its got a train station and its nearby to heathrow airport so it is possible to avoid suicide by maintaining contact with the real world.
  • The train station and Heathrow to get the hell out.
  • Easy access to either to central London via tube and easy access to quaint towns/villages, e.g Windsor, Denham, Chalfonts, etc.
  • The lovely, friendly residents of Hayes Town. Ready to greet you with their freshly sharpened knifes.

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Last updated: 2017-06-21

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