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  • Nearest is Royales in Uxbridge - DO NOT GO THERE. Full of people who think that they're going clubbing, and have never heard of the Ministry of Sound outside of their cd collection
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  • Youth Club in Hayes Town, if your into Metal Fountains Mill in Uxbridge is better.
  • Botwell School have some funky school discos.
  • clubs in Hayes are non-existant but i do recomend Bromly pubs/clubs. weather spoons in Bromley is a good place to start your Friday night off, it has no music like other spoons pubs but the drinks are very cheap.(just what we want to here)its strict on id though but if your under age its a tip for the future. Then you have the Bell, Town House, Panphlon which are also good places to dance when your out your face on after shocks etc. A top tip for those of you who have just turned 18, the Town House is a great meeting place for meeting people your age and has garage music till 12am.
  • Hayes doesn't have any clubs, all the young'uns have to go to Royalles in Uxbridge. Which isn't fair for Hayeasians who want to stab people on their own doorstep, rather than get a 207 into Uxbridge to do it.
  • Excellent garage night at the back of the Woolpack in what used to be Inhibitions the lap dancing club.
  • "Whos the Daddy?" is a club as featued in Whelk Monthly. It was named top club on account of it's strange abitlity to float three metres above the ground. Mohammed Ali once visited and said it was "the greatest".
  • er...can catch the 207 to Royales in Uxbridge...(grand place, except on a Thursday when all the dirty scum from Ealing Boulevard try and compete against the civilised locals of Uxbridge- NB:Uxbridge ALWAYS wins)

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Last updated: 2013-10-09

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