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  • t is home to the Imperial Taekwondo Club that is crap and run by four Pikeys, Reece 'queer' Yates, Mark 'Scam' Skyrme, Lee arseHollingsworth, Trevor Nicholls. Mark Skyrme is a bellend who talks like a Cockney Gypsy and has the face of a child rapist. Non-Imperial Taekwondo clubs are better run and managed than this.
  • addans who are racist and chase somalis everywhere kmt
  • STABBY JOESEPH, BIG MO, blue is the game, `pops pizza mullet man, badpu, big black chris, mr 2 beats, chain man( chains on his wrists, walks barefoot), moustache man at londis uxb road, john wayne lookalikes,,,faaaackin cowboys i tell ya, KING SOMALIAN GULED, TITHEAD,
  • somalians are the dodgy ones, watch out for 'em!!
  • there are lots of homeless drunks on the uxbridge road always asking for money and fags and stuff.
  • Hayes Town used to have a poor old tramp in a grey beard who would walk around, haven't seen him in a while though.
  • Theres that lovely local homeless man,i must get his name :)
  • the traffic wardens are a real laugh they get commision on the outragous, on Maffia style operations
  • Packs of girls in Schott jackets and earrings you could swing on
  • Prayer group for the people in Hayes, prayer requests jackiehumphries@hotmail.com.
  • Street entertainers are famous in Bromley high street. singers, musicians and i even remember seeing some guy who walked around bare footed with a large snake round his neck taking pictures of anyone who wanted to hold it. That was very entertaining while walk round the shops.
  • Pissed pillocks who think they can sing outside the Botwell Social club!
  • Most Hayes people are street entertainers. A game we like to play is guessing how old the Mum is, if you find one over sixteen you can reward yourself with a prize. Perhaps getting on a bus and leaving the town.
  • ITS MOST OF THE LOCALS LOOKING FOR A TOILET THAT HAS NOT BEEN SHUT DOWN AS TOP RATE COUNCIL TAX PAYERS WITH BOTTOM RATE COUNCIL WE CANT AFFORD THEM
  • the low life that sits out side argos selling the big issue
  • Ian McReady is the worlds ugliest talent vendor. He makes his money by playing his magical Ocarina of Time (numbers include "Zelda's Lullaby", "Eponas Song", "Bollero of FIre", and "F@#K like a Monster") and then goes home on the number 7 bus (yes, number seven bus, it's what he calls his car, okay?) and beats up trees. The trees usually win, giving him bruised fingers and a tired face.
  • Unfortunately your belongings are not very safe i Hayes Town, therefore no one bothers busking for fear of having their money stolen. Drunkards are us=ually very entertaining, specially when they are having a ruk. Betting on who will win is a nice way to entertain yourself if your too young to get served in the pubs..(too young,yeah right)

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Last updated: 2015-02-08

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