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The Stuff We Can't Fit In Somewhere Else in Hayes, Middlesex*

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The Stuff We Can't Fit In Somewhere Else
  • all the filthy malis are khat chewimng hethans on thewir way to hell
  • Dion Bishop - Thief!
  • Thanks for giving me the opportunity of re-living my time in Hayes. In all seriousness, HAYES is not the place it once was and it not safe to walk in Hayes Town at night, whether you are male or female. I cannot wait to leave to go to a better place.
  • Have just been reading what you have to say about Hayes. It's pretty bad stuff. Just want to say that I was born and bred in Hayes, but moved abroad nine years ago. I see Hayes about once every three years now and everytime I see it, it has just gone more and more downhill. Everything seems to be falling apart. Why can't they make it look as good as it used to in the 1960s and 70s? It's a shame, but I'll never live there again.
  • Prayer group for the people in Hayes, prayer requests
  • Market in church road, Wednesdays and Fridays, DONT BLOODY PARK DOWN LONGMEAD ROAD ME MUM AND DAD DONT LIKE IT!
  • Remember if you take the 'Y' and replace it with a 'T' you end up with HATES, rather than HAYES. I think that sums it up for most of us.
  • used to be OK in the sixties/seventies -- now has to be the biggest most scum ridden place on the planet, once left never return
  • Thank you for this .I am from Hayes ,i used to to drink in the Tumbler and also spent alot of time in Botwel Club {I did,nt realise Mcginty and the Diddymen had such an affect on the town . I,m well pleased to find this site and since living in the the midlands have always wondered about abot Hayes , God how i hated it as a kid . personally when they took out the floral triangle aoutside wally barters finished it.
  • BEWARE!!Please DO NOT ever travel around Hayes by yourself..especially if you are female.There are many eejits who have nothing better to do but start ruks with other people...bloody pratts.

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Last updated: 2013-06-29

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