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  • No cinema
  • Been as dixons has closed down now there is no real window to walk past and watch anything of any interest
  • Been as dixons has closed down now there is no real window to walk past and watch anything of any interest
  • Odeon in richmond, traditional with reasonable resaurants around
  • the fleepit staines rd hounslow.
  • Sunny Feltham(a pox mark on the arse end of Hounslow)aviod if at all possible and have a night out in Richmond instead.I used to go to Saturday morning pictures in hounslow west Odeon,where,from on the top balcony we would throw smarties down to hear them bounce of the Kettle drums once belonging to the now defunct orchestra.
  • cinema's being built!
  • Hounslow Central is sadly deprived of this facility, Cineworld have staff with some sort of focus syndrome, we have to democratically select one person to complain at the start of every movie, then this poor soul ends up missing the start ( eseential part) of the movie! Only alternative left is to get on train to Leicester Square to ensure everyone in party sees start of the movie!!
  • 'Cinema Luminatique' - art deco style filmhouse in the heart of Lampton Village. Obscure Iranian and European films a specialty.BYO.
  • Soviet propaganda retrospective film festival - outdoors at Inwood Park held each May 1st. Guest speakers from the original USSR State Tractor collective. Children's play area.
  • Nothin in hounslow, go richmond or knigston instead. appaently there gonna build one soon
  • The cinema is basically like a big television that would not fit in the average Hounslow home. It is placed on one wall of a huge warehouse type building that tends to be filled with surly teenagers, disgraced traffic wardens fresh from SPANK THE NAUGHTY WARDEN and that useless girl from POP POP. Otherworldly.
  • No Cinema in Hounslow, but soon in the upcoming "Blenheim Centre"
  • Hand Shandy - Members only film club. Meets most nights above the Post Office. Recent screenings include Ride And Prejudice and Lord Of The Rings. Food available.
  • None at the moment but there is going to be a new development with a multi screen cinema.
  • Become Bingo Halls.
  • Feltham. Not nice, Dirty & smelly a bit like the locals.
  • Fettid Flea pit. A musty classic. Unfortunately suffering since the opening of the larger multiplex at Feltham. Still a must for fans of Scat movies and fresh piss.
  • Feltham is up the road, but the security are retarded. They'll check the ID of even the wrinkliest old codger. They also beat the shit out of people at random. The arcades are all broken, and the cinema is full of seat-kickers and talkers.
  • Er.....Feltham Cineworld and Airport Bowl is reachable by catching a bus from the bus garage! A new complex is promised for 2005, containing a multi screen cinema...(yeah but they also promised it for 1999 as well)

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Last updated: 2016-03-22

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