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  • Tom Blackburn definition of a middlewich woman beater
  • No word of a lie i was standing on a canal bridge a little worse for wear and honest to god i saw a man having a shit in the canal. He was hanging his arse over the water just letting rip and laughing to himself. Then when i thought it couldnt get any worse he took off his woolly hat and wiped his arse!!! The offending hat was then hung on a neighbouring tree branch. The local character then skipped off on his merry way. Gobsmacked i was about to leave when an old man shuffled along the tow path and looked like all his christmases had come at once when he saw the hat. He took the shit stained hat, pulled it on and continued to shuffle off muttering to himself. Unbelievable!!! It was the most surreal thing I have ever seen. I expected to see Jeremy Beadle jump out of the bushes.
  • Fat Maxine ha ha fat faced fuck
  • Foghorn Pauline.
  • Daz dickinson, the local loser, smack'ed, Hep C infected bundle of fun. Dont forget to shake his hand (or throw him in the canal).
  • Get your smack off fat maxine
  • full of dolie scrounging scum
  • Radio Dave
  • jippos and the odd fat guy.
  • Heres the list: Norman: Apparently stabbed his ex-wife, but thinks hes all ace now hes got that hunch back and wanky bike. Radio dave: Beats children, loves his radio and great to "egg" on halloween. Andy Yeomans: Whatever happened to him anyway?
  • Where to start!!! Cosmic with his gun and his bad temper. Then theres norman a bike riding child hating kinda guy. Of course the infamous kirsty AKA kat Slater she works the rave cave, and by gosh dont let her loose on the dance floor in vaults, she's got a few funky moves up her sleve i tell ya
  • Cosmic Dave - who once offered to sell me some petrol...when I was 8.
  • Radio dave is allways up 4 a chat, and dont 4get Stormin Norman
  • trampas-the penny whistle player
  • radio dave da pedo, are varies smack heads and den ders norman ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
  • Lets c theres me moe ders da slapper jenny er drugs danny und sweeden. er and shit loads more
  • The place Is full of gypos who would pass for big Issue sellers!
  • I would like to pay my tribute to ex town mayor Ben Hart who very sadly passed away in April 2003. He was a great teacher at Middlewich High School and was a Good town mayor who cared for the town.
  • The people that fight over nothing i.e. who is the hardest and people that are not from middlewich
  • If you are fortunate enough to see Andy Yeomans on the street, stop and talk to him. He is most entertaining. He's asked me to tell you all he's having a room sale next week.
  • Andy yeomans. If your lucky and see him on the street have a word with him. He is most entertaining. Hes also having a room sale on the 27th if anybodys intersted. Hes just down the road, you know.
  • are town is one street so no one can be bothered the only street entertain is the fights

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Last updated: 2012-01-24

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