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The Worst Things in New Milton, Hampshire*

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  • er... probably the huge amount of old people living here! to be honest it is a boring town. it doesn't have enough shops. it is not sophisticated. it is not pretty . ITS SO BORING. also, because i go to a school in bournemouth i live very far away from its a long way to school and to friends-isn't very convenient. i guess i can't blame that on new milton though. o dear- the worst list is a whole lot longer than the bestlist. oops. lol.
  • The Police- i don't think they were told it's not 9 till 5! Chavs- seem to be multiplying at an alarming rate, and are now old enough to drink; Frankly, that scares me.
  • Not allowed into New Milton unless u have a zimmer frame and are a boring old fart.
  • Old, depressing, old, boring, old, rude, old, sad - and that's just the people that live here!
  • No-one is under 70!! Are they banned from New Milton and its neighbour Barton-on-Sea? Rude, stuck up oldies only.
  • small skatepark old grannies
  • The damn rudeness and arrogance of the elderly people. And their driving. Dear God, don't get me started on that.
  • New Milton really needs a few more pubs I rekon. It could definiatly do with a more exciting image. Compared to Bournemouth it is dead, as far as night life goes. Then again you just need to get on the train and go into Bourneouth if you want to do somthing. Don't know how much a taxi would cost though ?
  • GOD DAMN THE TIDE! It tends to bring you back in when you fall asleep mid way through your escape to mainland Europe attempt. I hear that someone has resorted to the Steve McQueen method of getting the hell out of the south of England. You don't even have to crawl, you can catch a train! The best bit is that they actually let you out, trouble is, all we seem to do is grab some booze, have a fight then run back.

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Last updated: 2008-10-14

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