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  • master park (but watch out for the hurst green vandals in the summer)
  • Master Park, although at night there can be a lot of druggies or trouble. The indoor car park at Morrisons is sometimes full of people who are too young to get served in the Oxted Inn.
  • master park great place 2 meet new people, can get quite rough but there is a great kabab shop, charcoll grill, that sells great meat n chips 4 just 4.30.
  • The underground on friday night.... dangerous pikeys everywhere
  • You can usually find Oxted's finest selection of smokers and pikeys sitting on the steps next to Track's News (oh so wittily named because it's next to the station).
  • limpsfield lawn tennnis club. next to oxted. preety cool place.
  • bench near a pub called the flying cat - good for s*x with men no jks.
  • master park
  • master park - a lovely park with lots of lovely people, apart from at night time in summer (lots of druggies)

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Last updated: 2008-10-14

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