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The Worst Things in Oxted, Surrey*

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The Worst Things
  • Wheat sheaf pub
  • Too close to London
  • the local youths (from hurst green) are normally out causing trouble and have no respect. oxted school is very over rated, it has high bullying rates which the teachers dont seem to be doing anything about
  • pikeys
  • the crown
  • The train service is dreadful - the carriages are foul and last train from London is soon after 11 (if at all)
  • All these Hollyoaks type twats called Damian and Josh going around kissing each other on the cheeks saying things like, 'Hello darling. How are you baby?' Oxted's the sort of town where every other bloke wants to be the Naked Chef. And the fat 35 year old plastic gangsters that dwell and fester in the The Bull in Limpsfield who only start on cap wearing 3 stone 19 year old boy rat racer twats. Andy Horsford.
  • cinemans skate spots pubs etc bench for sex in
  • pikies doing graffiti in the old oxted subway and hanging around on master park spitting everywhere and insulting passers by they are thick and stupid and should plase jjfonaeropgn
  • graffiti in old oxted subway, pikies with an attitude problem
  • too many pikies saying, "what are you staring at?" too many yobs doing graffiti in the old oxted subway
  • The Snooty People
  • the typical mouthy teenagers (you know who you are)
  • The last train back from London leaves before 11.30pm - not ideal for big nights out or even going to gigs or the theatre.

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Last updated: 2016-07-16

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