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Old guard purist. by Jujube (Member 10133548) on 28-Sep-2007
In my opinion there's only us who are indispensible. I suspect some of the other better quality characters are actually secret spawn of the same three superior minds, and that other equally dispensable playmates will cross our paths anywhere. Is that a bit right wing in terms of my loon politics?   
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Shangri La conscripts. by Fishman (Member 10145553) on 27-Sep-2007
Jujube, so far I have only been contacted by one member of the Ulverston board, you may know him from the bookies and Braddyls.   
  • Re: Shangri La conscripts. by Fishman (Member 10145553) on 27-Sep-2007
    My FEAR is that we will be discovered within days as we are all still using our Ulv logins.

  • Re: Shangri La conscripts. by Fishman (Member 10145553) on 27-Sep-2007
    I do feel that to enable us all to enjoy knowhere to the best without Bindons spectacularly and fundamentally, psychotic, mindless drivel, WE WILL HAVE TO CHANGE USERNAMES!

  • Re: He ain't no friend of us rednecks! by Fishman (Member 10145553) on 27-Sep-2007
    Sorry for shouting there folks. Ideally I'd like to stick with Ulverston. But he is one storm that doesn't seem to be blowing over.

  • Re: Shangri La conscripts. by Jujube (Member 10133548) on 28-Sep-2007
    Yes Captain Fishman you're right. We should do that and then we should probably move on to another Shangri - La, untouched by madness and amorality. I guess thats WOD you're talking about. Hope you're well poppet. I've found it lovely going to another board, its like having a pneumatic drill in your skull that suddenly stops.

  • Doomed to a crazy life on the run by Jujube (Member 10133548) on 1-Oct-2007
    You shouldn't have mentioned the U word either!

  • Re: Shangri La conscripts. by Fishman (Member 10145553) on 5-Oct-2007
    Indeed Jujube, that was indeed a "Don't tell him Pike!" moment.

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Does Twatt have a local hero? by veepee (Member 10069595) on 26-Sep-2007
If not please can I apply for the position?   
  • Re: Does Twatt have a local hero? by veepee (Member 10069595) on 26-Sep-2007
    .... and Puffins, are there Puffins? I like those.

  • Re: Does Twatt have a local hero? by Jujube (Member 10133548) on 26-Sep-2007
    Pssst - I am totally convinced that SuperCM is herrers. What do you think?

  • Re: Does Twatt have a local hero? by veepee (Member 10069595) on 27-Sep-2007
    not sure - but bindon is most def lost his marbles now - quite scary

  • Re: Does Twatt have a local hero? by Fishman (Member 10145553) on 27-Sep-2007
    You're bang on the nail there Veepee, he's fantastically deluded. Knowing his modus operandi and having heard, personally, the suffocating cost of having to deal with this clearly mentally ill character, I think a change of scene would be most welcome. Praise be to Jujube for realising this was necessary

  • Re: Does Twatt have a local hero? by Fishman (Member 10145553) on 5-Oct-2007
    You're quiet Veepee, are you alright mate?

  • Re: Does Twatt have a local hero? by Jujube (Member 10133548) on 6-Oct-2007
    He's all luvved up innit?

  • Re: Does Twatt have a local hero? by Fishman (Member 10145553) on 6-Oct-2007
    Good on you are kid!

  • Re: Does Twatt have a local hero? by Jujube (Member 10133548) on 7-Oct-2007
    Quite right too. *twangs frost out of underwear*

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Twatt on drugs by Jujube (Member 10133548) on 25-Sep-2007
Is there many drugs in Twatt I wonder? The small, picturesque towns are always the worst for naughty people as we know.   
  • Re: Twatt on drugs by Jujube (Member 10133548) on 25-Sep-2007
    Answers on a Rizla please - arf arf! *clever smirk*

  • Re: Twatt on drugs by veepee (Member 10069595) on 26-Sep-2007
    It's bloody cold up 'ere

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Twatt Xmas Party by veepee (Member 10069595) on 24-Sep-2007
Lets do it Twatt!   
  • Re: Twatt Xmas Party by Jujube (Member 10133548) on 24-Sep-2007
    There ain't no party like a Twatt coast party cos a Twatt coast party don't stop! *does hip hop hand gestures, spins on head then does impressive backflip while juggling 5 bottles of Bucky*

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Flippin Eck by veepee (Member 10069595) on 21-Sep-2007
It took some doin - but I've finally arrived *looks around to witness an eerie absence of trees*. Where the hell is this place? Now I know how Dr Who feels everytime he exits from his Tardis. If I shout 'Oi' will I get an echo?   
  • Re: Flippin Eck by veepee (Member 10069595) on 21-Sep-2007
    Hi JJ! Are we the only ones here yet?

  • Re: Flippin Eck by Jujube (Member 10133548) on 22-Sep-2007
    Heh-hey!!!Wotcha Veeps! I shall be back soon to harvest the coconuts my dear! Quiet innit?

  • Re: Flippin Eck by veepee (Member 10069595) on 24-Sep-2007
    Should have brought a good book to read.

  • Twatt's the way I like it by Jujube (Member 10133548) on 24-Sep-2007
    I know its a bit dull Veeps but its bloody awful over in that other place. At least this way I get to complete a sentence to mi fave boys without being interrupted by some torrent of fatuous, complacent, misspelt verbal brain tumour or another. It was literally making my brain hurt.

  • I *heart* Twatt by Jujube (Member 10133548) on 24-Sep-2007
    I like it here, I can actually hear the virtual silence and clarity.

  • Re: Flippin Eck by Jujube (Member 10133548) on 24-Sep-2007
    Its sort of a shame I forgot to invite anyone else, but never mind! *sleeps soundly to the sound of seagulls and distant waves*

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The dissolution of Lt. Jujube and the Loon Army by Jujube (Member 10133548) on 21-Sep-2007
There was no Loon Army. Sorry to worry you Twatt.   
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Our Loon Shangri-La by Jujube (Member 10133548) on 19-Sep-2007
Well, this seems ok Regimental Sgt Major Bobbins, what do you think? Its quiet, sparsely, if at all, populated...ripe for the loon invasion. But I feel somehow despondent. Everything is going according to plan. But I suppose the situation is making me dwell on the nature of conflict between humans.   
  • Re: Our Loon Shangri-La by Arnold Bobbins (Member 10157766) on 19-Sep-2007
    Aye well, its never an easy thing to face - that human beings just can't bloody get on - and naw amount of blood sweat and tears can ever put that right. But at least invading Tw*ahem*...Twathett...could mean a temporary end to some fawk playin silly buggers. After all, there's naw bloody talkin to some fawk, believe you me.

  • Re: Our Loon Shangri-La by Jujube (Member 10133548) on 19-Sep-2007
    I'm just wondering how long it will be before the element of evil will creep in here as well...will we be able to keep our super-colony of fab human beings safe here for a while? And what if certain egos within the ranks end up spilling the old beans - then where will we go? Is hiding the answer Reg.Sgt.Maj.Bobbins?

  • Re: Our Loon Shangri-La by Arnold Bobbins (Member 10157766) on 19-Sep-2007
    Well I shall give you my honest opinion Lt.Jujube - in this case yes. There's naw wiping out some enemies - they gaw on and on like the life cycle o' t'blummin flea. So, I'll say it once again - RALLY THE TROOPS AND PREPARE TO ATTACK - THE TERRITORY IS UNMANNED, THE RESOURCES ARE ABUNDANT, THE TIME IS RIPE FOR A GOOD OLD BALLY INVASION!!!!!

  • Re: Our Loon Shangri-La by Jujube (Member 10133548) on 19-Sep-2007
    You're right Regimental Sgt. Major Bobbins!! This is no time for introspection! The worst that can happen is that I end up alone with a small island on which to retire and pour out my musings! As things stand, I will NOT ONLY BE LEADER OF LOONS, I WILL BE THE QUEEN OF TWATT!!!LET BATTLE RECOMMENCE!!!

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Hello Twatt by Jujube (Member 10133548) on 17-Sep-2007
Hi Fishman - what do you think? I think we could belong here, perhaps some of us more than others...maybe even just for a holiday. What's that saying, nice place to visit but you wouldn't wanna live there? I shall leave this matter in your capable hands my dear.   
  • Re: Hello Twatt by Arnold Bobbins (Member 10157766) on 17-Sep-2007
    Well, I spawse there's naw point asking fawk to mind their language round this way eh? *puffs with disbelief*

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Holiday !! by Scrotum Stan (Member 10060530) on 26-Aug-2005
Me and Catwoman are here on holiday but shes got lost in the traffic :-(   
  • Re: Holiday !! by guigero (Member 10177850) on 20-Feb-2006
    I can't believe there's a real place called Twatt hahahaha (sorry - it just appeals to my more childish side:-)

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CHRISTINE by tina (Member 10146536) on 21-Mar-2005
im looking for CHRISTINE REID(maiden name GRAHAM)christine has a daughter called GILLIAN,also christine had a brother called ROBERT.   
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Twatt by camel, (Member 10131411) on 11-Nov-2004
Where is the best place to eat on Twatt   
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Twatt stars in a new book! by Rudolph Hucker (Member 10131821) on 9-Sep-2004
Did you know that Twatt stars in a new book, charting one mans pointless project to travel around some of the most bizarre named places in Britain?

The book is 'Shakespeare My Butt!'....it is very very funny, and you can see extracts from the book at www.marsupialelvis.com

Fame for Twatt at last!
  
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Evening by Big Gay Bloke (Member 10101722) on 23-Mar-2004
This is a nice little place isn't it?   
  • Re: Evening by betty swollocks (Member 10103090) on 23-Mar-2004
    The place is called twatt, but does this mean you are all twats??

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