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The Best Things
  • daves moped
  • daves moped
  • smoking a zoot while cycling to rachels
  • Attitude of the owner and a certyain Stylist who cant take any critism, its hilarious how they get away with it, the prices they charge are daylight robbery, 27 pound for a trim by someone who trained so many years ago they only know how to blue rinse.... Its great!!!
  • Easy to get somewhere interesting!!!
  • the train to get out of here
  • The people The pubs
  • chipy, friendly pikes, very rare, the village isnt busy at all.
  • skatin
  • This web-site has all the attraction of a multi storey car park stairwell. Although there are a few drop-outs in Twyford, as a whole it is a community that is doing its best to retain a village feel. The days of the graffitti artist and road hog are numbered!! If you make the effort you will find a warm welcome in Twyford and plenty to do. Look out for the twyford-berkshire website.
  • Loads of Indian restaurants. 7.29am non stop train service to Paddington 19.05 train from paddington first stop maidenhead
  • Excellent vandalism which the local council and police seem to be able to do nothing about.
  • Excellent vandalism which the local council and police seem to be able to do nothing about.
  • It's location is good for commuting and going out - it's worth knowing that trains operate all night during the week to london and reading on this line.
  • Update to Mobile Disco entry, new Email address, website address
  • My Mobile Disco (No we don't work in Greens!) A big versatile show with experienced DJs. Scaleable to suit your venue/budget.
  • The Paddington to Reading stopping service is probably the best train service in the land. It runs 24 hours and between 6pm and 6am I have never ever bought a ticket and have only been fined once in 5 years. You can go to London get pissed and then stumble on the train to Twyford at 3am on a Saturday morning, it's great!! The stationmaster with the white beard! He's probably the most devoted to his job person in the world. He's worked there for 234 years and he still whisltes whilst sweeping the platform. He also does his announcements with the enthusiasm of a resident dance club DJ. The bird working in the Strand hairdressers. The local chinky is brilliant. I should know, I worked there for 15 years!
  • The Hookers that reguarly work at the crossroads. Best pickups Tracy and sandra.
  • The Golden Cross and my house

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Last updated: 2018-05-21

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