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  • Mondays Under 18s Night at Elements Nightclub
  • Peaceful, pleasant, friendly, fairly low crime-rate. Easy to reach London and other towns without having to live in them. The River Walk is a unique park, you can walk for hours.
  • It is home to one of the most promising young racing drivers in the UK. If you don't already know James Winslow, you soon will. This young man is going places!
  • Nothing springs to mind. The only place I have lived where I the only think I could buy in the high street was a loaf of bread and beer.
  • You seem to have a few people that dislike the place so much that they just want to leave.Well this is to those people : GET OFF YOUR BUTT AND STOP MOANING. Its only a boring place because of the tossers that live there and do nothing but complain. I got up 11 years ago and moved to Ausralia I didnt have loads of cash but I now own a nice apartment in one of the most expensive cities in the world. Life is what you make it SO GET UP AND ENJOY IT.
  • Not much reall, but the trains are good, especially the ones out of this dump!
  • My youth - it was a laugh most of the time The incentive you have to learn to drive Getting out
  • The River Walk - walk/cycle across town among trees, ducks, open space and away from the cars. Gorgeous.
  • The smell in the summer - Malt, Boiled Sweets and Sewage. On a good day you can smell all three.
  • Can't think of any. I would say the A12 out of the fucking place.
  • Ideal for traveling to London, Chelmsford, Colchester near by. Everybody moans about living there but few would leave!
  • It is home to one of the most promising young racing drivers in the UK. If you don't already know Eddie Hall, you soon will. This young man is going places!
  • Braintree is within 5 miles for an escape from the inimitable boredom
  • the prossie accross the road, the 24HOUR GARAGE!!!! MUNCHIES!!!! MY HOUSE!! MAMA DELS!

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Last updated: 2008-02-22

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